[Dr. Sivana]

Then, he compared people who refused to recite the pledge “to Soviet communists, members of the Islamic faith seeking to impose Sharia law, and those who condone pedophilia,” the lawsuit says.

You can throw in "unreconstrusted Confederates" as well, and probably a few other groups. Teach sounds like a hoot!

For a high school senior I would have been happy to have such a cushy assignment that sounds more suited to normal 4th graders.

Who among us hasn't had to read and write book reports on books we despised? For me it was "Waiting for Godot", "Rosencrantz and Gildenstern Are Dead" and "The Floating Opera". "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" and "The Bell Jar" were merely lame.

[Still Thinking]

Lord of the Flies. Yeccch.