[PeterPrinciple]

If you have two people at your funeral who don’t look at their watches, you did pretty good.................

[Ken H]

“If you have two people at your funeral who don’t look at their watches, you did pretty good.................”

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That’s why I’m hiring professional mourners for my funeral.

[ifinnegan]

“If you have two people at your funeral who don’t look at their watches, you did pretty good.................”

A comma makes this a very different sentence.

If you have two people at your funeral, who don’t look at their watches, you did pretty good.................