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To: DannyTN
"I hate waking up in a coffin. I also hate not waking up in a coffin."

But if you've done it right you wake up in Heaven and that will be just fine with me.
16 posted on 05/04/2022 6:51:23 AM PDT by The Louiswu (Think about it…)
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To: The Louiswu

Boudreaux died and he’s at the pearly gates standing behind two people.
Saint Peter is asking each one what they would like to hear someone say at their funeral.

The first person says, I was a heart surgeon and I’d like to hear at least one person say, that I gave them a second chance at life.

The next person up said, I was a teacher. And I’d like to hear someone say that I taught them tools that they used for the rest of their life that really made a difference.

Boudreaux thought for a moment and said, “Those were some mighty fine people ahead of me and I’m sure that those things will be said at their funeral. But what I’d really like to hear at mine is for someone to say, “Hey wait, look! He’s moving. He’s not dead!!”


20 posted on 05/04/2022 7:00:07 AM PDT by DannyTN
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