Any man who has poor enough judgment to engage with that body should get the chair.
Yes whoopie
You have a body.
Hint: keep your legs closed, and you won’t get pregnant.
Keep your mouth closed, and you won’t get mocked
Both option are totally available to you
( don’t you have another c19 booster to get ? )
Reminds me of the time I was in Costa Rica...howler monkeys