[Prince of Space]

Calm down. It’s The Sun. 🤣

[CatHerd]

Exactly. The only media outlets reporting this are sketchy tabloids. Anyone interested can do an internet search and see for themselves. The only source of this story ever cited is a “mystery account” on Telegram. Hmm.

[dennisw]

“Calm down. It’s The Sun.”

My bet this report is true. That within 45 days, cancerous ol Shakes Pooty has a date with destiny with the reincarnations of Uncle Joe’s doctors.

The Docs are going to be digging into Pooty’s abdomen. Hopefully the liver or pancreas. Cancer in those is quickly fatal.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

—> Calm down. It’s The Sun. 🤣

Honestly! The breathless gay posts are a new feature of FR.

I am old enough to remember the excellent and thoughtful posts and expertise that were shared here…

[RckyRaCoCo]

Is that the same rag that printed Brady Bunch's beloved Alice kidnapped, forced to have sex with space aliens?

...maybe it was the Enquirer.