A woman once beat me at Yahtzee five times in a row. I felt greatly inferior until I learned that she was a lesbian, then I did not feel so bad about myself after all. In fact, I'm honored that I played her close in two of those games. If only I had focused on the upper part of the scorecard for the bonus points and not so much on obtaining that elusive large straight, I might actually have beaten her at least once.
Going for those large straights really do me in sometimes.
Never go for the straights when playing a Lesbian.
BTW - I am STILL hoping Mattea becomes the biggest winning/longest streak for a female on Jeopardy to kick that guy out of the news. The lesser of two evils I suppose, but...