“Enjoy the mortgage payment that comes with it.”
If it has a toilet and water works, like a small sailboat, it would (maybe) qualify for a home mortgage.
TBH a friend of mine took his car to the shop and the loaner was a Hummer, he let me drive it and I have to admit that sucker had a lot of blind spots.
Simple solution to that: put the passenger in the gun turret in the back, with headphones, to guide you in perpendicular back-up parking. Heh.