I'm fine.
No, really.
No one is touching my eyeballs if I’m conscious.
Swinging would happen if I was awake.
I'm fine.
No, really.
You can keep your glasses. I’ve chucked my for good. I’m living happily ever after for almost two years now, with perfect close vision, perfect mid-range vision, and near perfect distance vision. I had cataract surgery in both eyes, and multi-focal lenses implanted. I was hoping my surgeon could give me binocular eyes as well, but that didn’t happen. Life is good.
For the record, I think you’d want to be awake for when the doctor needs you to look in a certain direction to make sure he has things in the correct location. I didn’t have any pain at all during the surgeries. I did have a little bit of anxiety, but listening to him talk or focusing on the music was very helpful.
Ditto that. 😉