I wonder if I can get buddy buddy with Elon Musk, and get a slot on the first Mars colonization mission. Its time to get off this rock before the conflagration. Perhaps we can resettle earth in 10000 years.
Snarky retort self moderated. Though I am not shy about saying un pc things as a reaction to the absurdity of these kinds of stories, I think my immediate thought pushes the envelope a wee bit too far