[Billthedrill]

"I don't know who the F these people are. I don't who is actually important and who is lying, or if any of them are important."

Here's a clue - if you're waiting in the sun for hours in order to catch a bus, you aren't important:

Revolve Festival also had a roster of celebrities turn up — though none of them would have had to take the buses.

This one has a long way to go to match the pure degradation of the Fyre festival. Styrofoam containers of two slices of bread and a single slice of processed cheese posing as "gourmet meals cooked by celebrity chefs" are a darn tough standard to meet. I shall shed a tear for the Beautiful People. OK, I'm done.

[Ken H]

The Fyre Festival fiasco makes for entertaining viewing.

[Cecily]

At least these folks got to attend a festival eventually. Did anyone actually perform at the Fyre festival, or did all the musical acts go home or never show up?

[dfwgator]

Ditto for the Coachella Festival, if they dropped a nuke on that place I wouldn’t shed a tear.

[rlmorel]

hehehehehehehehehehe

DONE!