Not one of those is a straw man. I’ve seen them myself on FR. Over-and-over.
If they are not your positions, it seems like you are getting your panties in a wad for no reason.
You have not seen me support a single one of those positions, and I do not in fact support a single one. The post was addressed to me, and no one else. Each one was therefore a strawman argument, as written.
If they are not your positions...
...then they are strawman arguments, just as I stated.
...it seems like you are getting your panties in a wad for no reason.
Or more likely, there's some 'wadded-up panties' in west Texas...
;>)