[Brian Griffin]

If the right people are hired and put on the right cases it might work.

I wouldn’t want Peter Falk having to make an armed response.

[DIRTYSECRET]

Now if we could just do it with the TSA agents.

[Bruce Campbells Chin]

If the right people are hired and put on the right cases it might work.

Agreed, but the odds of that happening are very small. These positions are more likely to be political patronage/spoils positions for more people to collect a government check.

[Safetgiver]

So.What do they do for bar fights, domestic disputes et, etc, etc?

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Is Clouseau available?

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I would put Clouseau on the case. He knows that the minkee did it.