I got one of those. I was told it’s a scam. You sign it and send it back and they use your signature for bad things.
Same kind of scumbags that send unsolicited dick pics to hundreds of women.
Dear Sirs:
F You. Stronger letter to follow.
Sincerely,
I’ve gotten calls from firms wanting to buy my house.
I tell them I will sell for $1 million, which is 4 times what the house appraises for.
And some of these idiots keep talking like they seriously want to negotiate.
I tell them they are wasting their time, that there firm wouldn’t pay that much over appraisal. And then I hang up.
I would love to cost them a bunch of money and time. Maybe try “well it needs to be surveyed first” and if they bite one it, tell them it has to be done by a certain company a buddy owns. Rinse and repeat.
I have a ten acre wooded lot, a paid for home, a lake cottage. I get one to three “offers” or even demands on those properties per week from seemingly different companies or individuals each with eachh one. Most give a phone number to call to know the pice o offer. Some make a money offer in the missive I get in the mail. I even got one offer that was what I had thought was an exorbitant price for my acres but it went in the trash with the rest. I do not get irritated but stay curious wondering how inflation will affect the offers.
I own two 160-acre farms, and I get these low-ball offers all the time.
Rd comments later.
I wouldn’t completely dismiss the offer to buy. If you work it correctly, you might be able to negotiate a deal that includes extended warranties for any vehicles that you own.
We get those monthly on Cedar Creek Lake.
Are you selling? Toledo Bend is an AWESOME lake!
I will pay you ONE MILLION DOLLARS /Dr Evil Voice. Owner financed. One dollar a year for 99 years, the balance, plus 10% interest, in a balloon payment at the end of the 100th year.
250 per sq in
Simple. Tell him you’re holding up your right hand and wiggling your fingers. Ask, “Have you ever received an encrypted message? One of these is for you.”