Posted on 04/11/2022 1:11:42 AM PDT by conservative98
When Joe Biden was declared the winner of the 2020 presidential election, millions of Americans shared tears of relief and a shrug of acceptance. However, despite becoming president of the United States, voters always knew that there was one thing more important to Biden than helming the executive branch: ice cream.
Despite his well-known fondness for the dessert, few expected that he would prioritize it over the most important job in the nation. Yet, Biden has announced that he has stepped down from the presidency effective immediately to chase an ice cream truck.
“Look, folks,” began Biden in a video feed from the Oval Office. “There’s a lot of problems that need to be addressed in this country — people can’t afford to live on a single income, the cost of a college education is too high and the lesser prairie chicken population is nearing a very dangerous low,” the now-former president said with a squint in his eyes, as if he accidentally sat on a tack, but didn’t want to make a fuss about it.
“But now, I’ve found a greater calling. That calling, my fellow Americans, is a double scoop of chocolate chip in a waffle cone — extra sprinkles. I can hear that the ice cream truck is near, and it is my duty to chase after it until my mission is complete. May God bless you all and may God bless our troops.”
Biden then haphazardly removed his mic, leaving it on the desk before running out of frame.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailycardinal.com ...
Dozens of ice cream trucks need to circle the White House every day.
And filling his Huggies. Twice.
And Doc Jill was MAD.
Pretty sure Demented Joe chases those that chase ice cream trucks.
Wow! Amazing this was from the Madistan campus rag. Same paper was run by Annie Laurie (freedom FROM religion) Gaylor when I was there.
LOL!
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