Pretty damned Funny, but True still the same.
Tally up your number of “Yes” answers and consult this chart:
1-2: Oh no! You’re a groomer!
3-4: Wow. Definitely a groomer.
5-6: Yep, still groomer.
7-8: There’s a Law & Order SVU episode with your name on it.
9: Ok, we’re calling the police.