Posted on 04/06/2022 1:22:40 PM PDT by logi_cal869
When I heard the radio report, that’s what I thought.
Then I thought about April Fools when I read that it still had nuts.
Does Cracker Jill have a penis? Women with penises are apparently the best women’s sports.
Cracker Jill does have nuts...
Buy me some penis and Cracker Jill....
I don’t care if I get really ill.....
On honor of Biden’s current wife.
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I hear they are coming out with one for trannies too.
It will be called ‘Cracker Pat’
How can there be discrimination against women in sports? All a man has to do to become famous and successful is declare himself to be a woman, and voila he becomes a winner!
As a man he failed. As a woman he won. So women are not discriminated against.
In an insane world, insanity is celebrated. A google search for “cracker jill” showed that all the major papers are on fire with it.
I want to know what is the prize in a box of Cracker Jills? A miniature Ruth Buzzy Ginzberg? A chocolate Kamala? A Michelle Obama good luck charm? A Hillary Clinton Voodoo Doll?
What’s the surprise inside going to be, a condom?
Great questions.
I had forgotten about the ‘prize’ and failed to consider that aspect.
Although, I equate it to being on a date, rounding 3rd base and suddenly discovering an unexpected ‘package’...
So the ‘prize’ should be equally shocking, all things being equal. /s
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