Frito-Lay® Introduces Cracker Jill™ to Support and Celebrate Women in Sports [barf alert]

Frito-Lay ^ | 4/5/2022 | Frito-Lay

[logi_cal869]

I hadn’t seen that there were multiple cartoon models for the bags. They all look like ‘drag’. Figures.

[SaveFerris]

LOL

[SaveFerris]

We sure do live in interesting times

[grobdriver]

And of course, “she” is black.

[JennysCool]

While I’m sure Frito Lay is expecting an outpouring of love and gratitude from the feminists out there, it’s more likely the response from Americans of all races, creeds and colors is going to be, “Give it up! We’re tired of this crap!”

[Vermont Lt]

I wonder if the box will be pink? Because feminists like it when girl stuff is pink. //sarc

[Varsity Flight]

To Be like Adam.

Whatever it takes.
❎

[jonrick46]

I wonder what kind of prize is under the hood for Cracker jill?

[dsrtsage]

Is Bruce Jenner’s decathalon picture on every box?

[Adder]

So it Jack Trans?

[jonrick46]

There was an earlier of Cracker Jill. She was on the box of a jewelry making toy kit in the 1980’s in which one could string metal Cracker Jack charms.:

[metmom]

I was sure this was the Babylon Bee.

[T.B. Yoits]

Cracker Jill; like Cracker Jack but without the nuts.

If you get Cracker Jill and she has nuts, she's not Jill.

[JennysCool]

Aha! So they’re plagiarizing themselves!

[gundog]

Is it time to bring back trans-fats?

[ifinnegan]

CrACKer jACK

There’s a reason for the name.

There’s a name for this sort of internal rhyme but I don’t remember it.

[ifinnegan]

With blue hair.

[ifinnegan]

Buy some peanuts and Cracker Jill. I don't care if it makes me ill.

[Boogieman]

2 nuts and a pretzel stick.

[Secret Agent Man]

Wokeness reaches epic proportions

in order to sell crapware and virtue signal