The war is one of many things you have no idea about.
On that topic, I should have taken that bet about Russia not invading Ukraine as you assured me. Of course, your dumb ass would have ended up paying me with fifty Rubles instead of real money!
Wanna make any other predictions we can bet on? Let's bet on the collapse of the Russian military in Ukraine! But I must insist that you pay me in dollars, not in worthless Rubles. Might want to sell your house so you have the money ready.