[sima_yi]

I identify as a differently-abeled black Spanish-surnamed Native American lesbian woman trapped in the body of a cisgendered, heteronormative white male, of age and of size.

Think of all the diversity boxes they could check off if they hired me.

I'm available, if the price is right.

[DennisR]

If you are Christian, you are automatically disqualified regardless of the obviously enormous breadth of your intersectionality and diversity. Nice try, though.

Next?

🙄

[Osage Orange]

I’m a male lesbian.....................