“The last place we saw it was right underneath Seth Rich’s laptop.
Unfortunately we can’t seem to find Seth Rich’s laptop, either, sir.”
Nothing new under the sun - took the FBI nearly 10 years to get back to Whittaker Chambers about some things Soviet spies were doing in the late ‘30s.
A hidden closet accessible only from the FBI Director’s office contains:
Hunter Biden’s laptop
Jeffrey Epstein’s Black Book
Seth Rich’s laptop
Huma Abedin/Anthony Weiner’s laptop
Jack Ruby’s pocket calendar
Lee Harvey Oswald’s planner
J. Edgar’s Party Dress
The Lindbergh Baby