Allopecia?
"I'm a victim! And even though I have lots of money and 24/7 access to all kinds of beauty treatments, designer headwear and custom wigs, I'm going to fly my bald flag and feel all offended in front of the ten dozen people tuned in to this ****show."
"And by the way, If I lost an eye, I would NOT wear an eye patch or get a prosthetic eye."
"And if I burned my arm and had disfiguring scars, I would NOT wear a dress with sleeves."
I could see this amount of offense taken if someone had made a joke about being "flat-chested" to Angelina Jolie the year after she had both of her boobs surgically removed because she has the cancer gene. But this is ridiculous.