There is a very mutated joke about a well off psychiatrist who, after work, went to his favorite bar to have a strange drink that he had found while working in the Caribbean and Hawaii, the Muddy Macadamia Mulata (coffee) Daiquiri. He paid a premium price for it and was a big tipper of both the bartender and the waitresses, so he was a favorite customer.
Until, to his horror, the bartender realized that he was out of not just one, but two, essential ingredients. In a panic, he dashed out but to no avail, he could only get substitute ingredients.
The psychiatrist tried to be tactful, but his drink tasted way too different. So he asked, this isn’t my Muddy Macadamia Mulata (coffee) Daiquiri, is it?
The bartender fessed up. “No, sir, its a Hickory Chicory Daiquiri, Doc.”
LOL!