You might want to work on your sarcasm detection skills. They’re a bit lacking.
My sincerest apologies! I am in awe of your incredibly clear sarcasm skills and I am brought low by my horrible misinterpretation of such an amazingly clear skewering! I hope, that with your superior mental capacity, you can find a rationale to extend me a crumb of forgiveness! I care very deeply about this so I am desperate that you are appeased!
(Do tell! And how are yours?)