[Reily]

Whenever a scion of this Kraut Royal House says something dumb I always ask - Isn’t there a Plantagenet, a Stuart or some out-of-work Hapsburg or Hohenzollern out there that needs a job? Only requirements actually know some UK history and avoid saying stupid things in public.

[Campion]

You could always decide that the Jacobites were right all along ... that would put a Wittelsbach on the throne.