Can we get the Kameltoe explanation?
Sycophant Reporter: Ms. Kameltoe, can you offer a simple explanation for daylight savings time being permanent?
Kameltoe replies, “We have these things called clocks. Any amazingly, they can be used to tell time. But time is different all over the world. But we can control time and move the hands on the clocks. So then you get more hours of sleep. Because, Science.”
Something like that?