My favorites are.....
The only way your going to learn anything is do it yourself.
By the time this gets set it will be harder than a Methodists Ministers Pecker.
Speaking of Ministers- I worked with a Guy at a Water Company in Arkansas that was on the VFD. One day the Baptist Minister had a fire at home. When the VFD got the fire out they traced the source back to the Basement in which they found a Still setup.
Now this Baptist Minister was Preaching on Sunday that you would “Burn in }{€££” for drinking even one Beer but yet He’s making Shine in his Basement !!!
Needless to say he’s no longer the Minister of that Congregation anymore...