Don’t come the rest of the year either, it’s horrible; hurricanes, alligators, scorpions, fire ants, poisonous toads, giant pythons, retirees from New York, vacationers from Quebec, you’ll be sorry!
You left out the Iguanas falling out of trees in cold weather. And the packs of wild monkeys that escaped near Silver Springs. (Special warning - don't get too familiar with the monkeys - they have herpes.)