[COBOL2Java]

Sounds like a coup or a huge purge us in progress.

Depends on whether Putin is in the cabin or tied to the wing.

[BiglyCommentary]

“or tied to the wing.”

“When I said put him ON THE PLANE, that’s not what I meant.”

[M Kehoe]

“Depends on whether Putin is in the cabin or tied to the wing.”

LOL.

Leave it to Ivan to think of a new way to kill someone. Outside of Lubyanka prison...

Better than polonium.

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