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email from a friend | 3/17/2022 | unknown

Posted on 03/17/2022 5:04:22 AM PDT by sodpoodle

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To: Huskrrrr

Getting sued by your cousin for child support.


21 posted on 03/17/2022 8:06:30 AM PDT by ExSafecracker (Hey media. . . thats President Trump to you.)
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To: Still Thinking
1. Never take a beer to a job interview.

That's right! Not "a" beer! That would be unneighborly! The interviewer is thirsty, too!

Regards,

22 posted on 03/17/2022 8:44:46 AM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: sodpoodle
Redneck creativity...


23 posted on 03/17/2022 9:01:21 AM PDT by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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To: sodpoodle

I once left a funeral procession to grab a coke. Was that too red neck?

It was a long enough procession we just slid back in.


24 posted on 03/17/2022 9:05:02 AM PDT by cyclotic (I won't give up my FREEDOM for your FEAR. Oh Canada, we stand on guard for thee.)
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To: Who is John Galt?

Those r good


25 posted on 03/17/2022 10:44:53 AM PDT by nikos1121
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To: sodpoodle

I never believe him, he just lying through his tooth 😁
Ever heard of redneck foreplay? Ya ready?


26 posted on 03/17/2022 10:49:25 AM PDT by Keyhopper (Indians had bad immigration laws)
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To: sodpoodle

DATING ETIQUETTE

1. Be creative when it comes to telling your girlfriend how you feel about her. For example, ‘Honey, I just had to tell you that I love you like a pig likes slop.’

2. Don’t be afraid to tell the girl what you want to do. ‘Honey I wanna kiss you and have it sound like a horse taken it’s foot out of the mud.’


27 posted on 03/17/2022 12:26:31 PM PDT by nikos1121
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To: nikos1121

Yeah, kind of funny what ‘real world experiences’ you sometimes stumble across (or into ;>)...


28 posted on 03/17/2022 12:29:58 PM PDT by Who is John Galt? ("...mit Pulver und Blei, Die Gedanken sind frei!")
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To: alexander_busek

Exactly! Thank you!


29 posted on 03/17/2022 1:16:34 PM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: nutmeg

bookmark


30 posted on 03/17/2022 1:16:52 PM PDT by nutmeg
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To: sodpoodle

That is very funny!


31 posted on 03/17/2022 8:10:40 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (If science can’t be questioned, it’s not science anymore, it’s propaganda. --Aaron Rodgers)
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