If you would like more information about what’s happening in Oregon, please FReepmail me. Please send me your name by FReepmail if you want to be on this list. We should ban deep fryers, pintos, teslas, wood stoves, pressure cookers, athletic equipment, and all bats even the not athletic ones.
Maybe we can ban dihydrogen monoxide, or if not just tax the f$$# out of it.
You forgot boiling pots of pasta water.
If you would like more information about what’s happening in Oregon, please FReepmail me. Please send me your name by FReepmail if you want to be on this list. Well, it is in our oceans, lakes, streams, etc. Must be bad.