[simpson96]

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

“You can’t fix stupid.”

[rod5591]

LOL you can’t make this stuff up!

[EvilCapitalist]

Florida Man is not too bright.

[Carriage Hill]

Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, you sure are a dumbass.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Amazingly enough, this had happened down here before.

DANG!

[nuconvert]

Hey Tommy, stop sampling the wares. You fried your brain.

[bramps]

Next they’ll expect the government to be passing out pipes.

[bigbob]

I’m convinced that “floridaman” is a registered trademark of the Babylon Bee.

[nickcarraway]

Look for the union label.

[paulcissa]

Why do you think they call it dope?

[Billthedrill]

Now let's be fair. They did test it for him.

[jmacusa]

I see idiots like this in my hospital's ER all the time.

Last Wednesday night two bozo's dropped off their buddy who one of them ''accidentally'' shot three times right at the ER main entrance and tried to take off. Thankfully one of the idiots came in to ask for directions to the Garden State Parkway and our (armed) security grabbed and held him till the cops got there. The hospital was on lockdown until they found the other guy. And the one idiot put the gun in a trash can in front of the building, right in full view of the CCTV camera. You can't make this stuff up.