Offer to use a spit test instead or just refuse.
Aside from contamination concerns, many people have been injured by those swabs going too far up the nose.
Melian, you really don't have much of a choice if you need this procedure....
try talking directly to the doc or his pa or nurse...see if they'll accept a spit test if you offer to pay for it....
otherwise, carry some cotton balls with you, wet it, and wipe down the inside of your nose after the test......
we have to do what we have to do....
besides, the cabal probably has contaminated everything already....