Doritos Cuts Number of Chips in Each Bag, Blames Bidenflation

Washington Free Beacon ^ | March 11,2022 | Philip Caldwel

[A Navy Vet]

"Me too...only thing is, last bag I bought were just tortilla chips...very little seasoning on the chips."

With all due respect, you bought the wrong product. I just had some original Doritos last night and tasted the same since my childhood.

[kiryandil]

“chips not included”

[dfwgator]

Stoners everywhere deeply saddened.

[kiryandil]

[kaktuskid]

We have a couple of locally made tortilla chip brands that are better than the “tos”!

[McGavin999]

That’s been going on for a long time. Dish soap now only goes to an inch away from the top.

[RetiredArmy]

Bidenflation fits.

[A Navy Vet]

"Chips are high in carbs and have no nutritional value."

Sorry, but all carbs have nutritional value, although they do directly target your hips and belly first with their high glycemic index. :) The problem with chips like Doritos is the salt and other preservatives included.

Dude, where's the guacamole? You've ran out of marguerite mix, also? I'm going home.

[Fightin Whitey]

Stoners everywhere deeply saddened.

Better than some Tequilas where you can't get to the worm or the last glistening drop!

[wbarmy]

However, this will do wonders for our waistlines. Portions should be smaller.

Waiting to be blasted by fireballs and hail from the Freepers. :)

[moovova]

Believe it or not...we live 15 minutes from a Frito plant/warehouse. There’s also a Lance factory 10 minutes away. I can occasionally smell them cooking stuff...just pervades the air. Not at all unpleasant (like the gag-inducing smell from the Bowater paper mill across the SC line).

Unfortunately, I don’t know a soul at either one.

[A Navy Vet]

Yes, I know. I was putting it simply. I can read a Balance Sheet and a Profit&Loss statement. Other than big companies, I've always thought the Balance Sheet is not as important as the Profit&Loss statement that shows the total revenue and total expenses and the bottom line net profit over the gross income.

Of course, things like "administrative expenses" and "marketing expenses" and others on P&L's can be padded, until the IRS audits. Owning 3 small companies, I always kept every receipt for expenses. Also, it helps to have a good tax accountant.

[A Navy Vet]

"A 2x4 hasn’t been a 2x4 in a long time…"

I've wondered about that for years.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Didn’t mean to insult. Probably should have sent to all. Clearly you understand the concepts. Not sure others do.

[Laslo Fripp]

Fewer Triscuits means fewer calories when I eat the whole box at once.

[A Navy Vet]

Sorry, can’t see your graphic. Using Foxfire browser if that’s the problem.

[EC Washington]

Dean’s 1/2 & 1/2 went from $1.59 to $1.99 in ONE week. Plus the “Pint” carton is now 14 ounces.

Thanks Brandon

[redshawk]

look at the typical toilet tissue roll, or a can of tuna. Ever shrinking. I am sure there are many more too.

[A Navy Vet]

Haha. My ex-wife use to work at a Lays potato chip factory. She would come later than me with that smell on her and I didn’t get laid for 2 years. I won’t eat Lays chips to this day. :) Lying...Ruffles have Ridges and a good sauce dipper.

[1Old Pro]

look at the typical toilet tissue roll, or a can of tuna. Ever shrinking.

Toilet paper has increased....the diameter of the cardboard roll.