An aide comes into the Oval Office. “Mr. President, I have good news and bad news. Which do you want first?”
“Give me the bad news first.”
“OK. The Chinese have landed on the Moon.”
“That is bad. What’s the good news?”
“All of them.”
That would be "the far side of the moon". All of the moon sees the sun in a cyclic fashion every 28 days.
The moon is reputed to be occupied by an Intergalactic space federation. They won;t take kindly to Chinese incoming. Pursuing such logic, China’s space program is about to be dismantled .
I wonder if the moon seismically rang like a bell after thecollison like it has done previously?
Interesting fact about moon phases. Place a board on the grass at new moon until full moon, remove the board and the grass will be yellow but not dead and will regenerate. Now at full moon put a board on the grass until new moon, remove the board and the grass will be dead and will not regenerate.