[Bruce Campbells Chin]

No Tucker, we are not at war with Russia. Staring intently into a camera while claiming that we are does not make it so.

Of course, Tucker has never been in one himself so maybe he just doesn't know the difference. He's never shot at anyone or been shot at himself. Heck, I'll bet he's never even been in a fistfight his entire life. Maybe looking at too many scary images, and listening to too many mean words has confused poor Tucker into thinking we are at war.

But that still doesn't make it so.

[sport]

All the Neo Cons and most if not all the Globalists wish we we were. And if it is humanly possible to make so. They will. By war, I mean all out nuclear war.

[AnthonySoprano]

[Hatteras]

"He's never shot at anyone or been shot at himself."

So this is the criteria for knowing what a war is? You have to shoot someone or be shot at in order to determine if you are in a war or not?

okaaay... waiter? check please...