[Leaning Right]

> I enjoy speaking Hebrew at such moments and feigning inability to speak English. <

Excellent. I speak decent Hungarian, and these encounters give me a chance to practice. I usually accompany my statements with random, yet complicated, hand gestures. So a good time is had by all.

[algore]

I am pretty old, but you have just inspired me to learn some Klingonese.

hopefully Simple phrases will Soothe the raging Karens.

I have had more problems with Judiths than Karens, but maybe it will be useful for both

[lefty-lie-spy]

>>Excellent. I speak decent Hungarian...

My hovercraft is full of eels.

[Noumenon]

It's fun to speak nonsense Russian to clowns like that.

в троллейбусе хулиганов не пускают

V teolleybuse khuliganov ne puskayat

[redlegplanner]

yep - I go with “sprechen sie deutch?”, one of the few German phrases I sorta remember, then get louder with more and more made up German sounding words as they keep trying to tell me in English.

The kids think its hysterical. +1 for Dad.