My great grandmother raised pigs- They all had names.
My sister had a 600 pound pig that guarded the road to the farm near Yuba City. He could tell, friend or foe, by oink or tailwag, a car 2 miles away by its sound and sound the oink alarm. If an unfriendly, he would charge the intruder and trample him. I kid you not. He lived under the bed in the house. The bed was on short stilts. I kid you not. Pigs are smarter than dogs. I was raised on a farm. These city slicker researchers are really stupid people.
“Pigs are smarter than dogs.” That’s true. Arnold Ziffel knew not to marry Cynthia Haney. See post 14.