--"Nasty, ill-tempered beasts with a nasty disposition, and sharp pointy teeth."
The teeth of a green iguana are designed to shear plant material, but can deliver a painful bite to people and pets.
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https://edis.ifas.ufl.edu/publication/IN528
Yeah, keep a land shark in your dining room.
Why not? What's the worst that could happen?
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