Friday Silliness ping
Well, it looks like another company in my area is going through some tough times - Acme Ruler Mfg. said they wouldn’t be making yardsticks any longer.
During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity level.
So I described a typical day this way:
“Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake,
escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush,
marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy,
crawled out of quicksand, and jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake.”
Inspired by my story, the doctor said,
“You must be some outdoorsman!”
“No,” I replied,
“I’m just a $hitty golfer.”
