If "massager" is a euphemism, what is "her purse"? I wouldn't have had a clue or suspicion if nascarnation hadn't provided an image of the product packaging.
Last I was aware, that kind of merchandise was sold in the stores that had their windows painted over.
Apparently the world has changed somewhat.
The “industry standard” Hitachi Wand has 14,000+ reviews on Amazon, FWIW.