Bill Mitchell
@mitchellvii
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What are your predictions for SOTU?
1. Drinking Game - Every time Biden goes word salad we drink.
2. Blame everyone else for everything.
3. Take credit for good stuff he didn’t do, like ending Covid.
4. Announce some huge government giveaway.
5. Spew climate change nonsense.
6. Tell a story and forget the point halfway through.
7. Lie - a lot.
8. Look a million years old.
9. Lowest watched in history.
1) Barely an hour, that's all he can last 2) America is "strong" (and getting weaker) 3) BBB must be passed, the GOP is to blame 4) We must reduce energy consumption (not increase production) 5) Inflation is transitory 6) Biden rallied the world against Putin and LED. (Actually it was Zalensky) 7) Climate change, it's still our biggest foe 8) We beat down Covid just like I said we would, BUT it's too soon to celebrate and we must adhere to CDC guidelines. 9) Not one word about the border crisis 10) Slurring and mumbling
Catturd ™
@catturd2
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2h
A year later - our economy is in ruins, inflation is out of control, gas prices are soaring, the misery index is off the charts, and we’re about to get into WWIII.
- And what’s the basement dummy gonna talk about in the Slur Of The Union Speech - windmills and solar panels. 🤡
He will say:
“Look” when he means listen.. Usually more than once.
“C’mon man” is an old classic that he loves.
“Malarkey” can be inserted somewhere in there.
“True story” is often used to cap off a huge whopper of a lie.
There will also be at least one creepy whispering event that will most likely be followed up by repetitious shouting.
Besides several coughing bouts that is all I can think of now.