I hate Illinois Nazi State Cops!
C. W. McCall even made a specific reference to the “Illinois National Guard” as the “Convoy” of song and story rolled through “Chi-town”. Maybe a detachment of the Freedom Convoy should be sent to fill the tollways around Chicago, to pretty much jam up I-80, I-90 and I-94, lumbering along at forty miles per hour. Let Chicago choke for a while.
Well, we rolled up Innerstate fourty-four
Like a rocket sled on rails
We tore up all of our swindle sheets
And left ‘em settin’ on the scales
By the time we hit that Chi-Town
Them bears was a gettin’ smart
They’d brought up some reinforcements
From the Illinois National Guard
There’s armored cars and tanks and jeeps
And rigs of every size
Yeah, them chicken coops was full of bears
And choppers filled the skies
Well, we shot the line
We went for broke
With a thousand screamin’ trucks
And eleven long haired Friends of Jesus
In a Chartreuse microbus”