Poor dog is gonna need a whole slab of bacon, 3 mcdonalds vanilla cones and about a half gallon of water to get the grease/ taste out of his mouth.
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Or lick his own ass for a couple of hours.
I don’t take any joy in this.
But neither do I feel an ounce of sympathy for the criminal, nor any condemnation for the police officer or the dog.
If she had been engaged in gainful activity, or minding her own business and living within her means instead of willfully and gleefully breaking the law and taking the food from the mouth of another person, the odds against her having a police dog jump on her and rip her scalp are pretty small.
If you don’t jump out of a plane, your parachute will probably never fail to open and leave you maimed or killed when you hit the ground.
If you don’t climb Mount Everest, you are less likely find yourself stuck in a blizzard near the summit with no hope of rescue, and will turn to a block of ice.
If you don’t rob people of their possessions, you are less prone to being pursued, captured, injured in the process, and deprived of your freedom.
In a just world, the criminal would own this and a society would condemn her.
But we don’t live in a just world.
Instead, she will get rich, the policeman will lose his job, and the dog will be euthanized.