[smokingfrog]

We were shaggin’ in the shed, but it ain’t got no bed.
That’s why I got sawdust in my drawers.

[Ezekiel]

I had to refresh my memory of this old story that you brought back from the dead, so obviously it's still burning.

That's how the Country songs go.

"If it sounds Country, Man, that's what it is. It's a Country song." ~ Kris Kristofferson

Once outside the shed the two say they saw the 60-year-old wife "standing near the ignition point of the fire staring at the fire...

Whom did she think she was, Moses?