Woman sets fire to shed while husband and another woman were inside, police say

ABC 15 ^ | 02/14/2022 | KSTU staff

[minnesota_bound]

Rodney Dangerfield
“I tell ya, it’s not easy bein’ me. Well, last week my house was on fire. My wife told the kids, ‘Be quite. You’ll wake up Daddy.’”

Rodney Dangerfield’s Opening Stand-Up from “It’s Not Easy Bein’ Me” (1982)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5Vtu0PzEB0

[Albion Wilde]

Cohabitation on the floor, on
top of an old tire
“Hey, that ain’t Mormon!” cried the wife
Armed with a gas can, not a knife
to set the morons right,
she lit the shed on fire, ha ha!
The climax was foregone.

[smokingfrog]

We were shaggin’ in the shed, but it ain’t got no bed.
That’s why I got sawdust in my drawers.

[xp38]

Always a plus to have an extra shed around.

[cgbg]

I keep thinking of Elvis Presley’s “Burning Love”:

“Lord Almighty
I feel my temperature rising
Higher higher
It’s burning through to my soul
Girl, girl, girl, girl
You’re gonna set me on fire
My brain is flaming
I don’t know which way to go”

Lol.

[Ezekiel]

I had to refresh my memory of this old story that you brought back from the dead, so obviously it's still burning.

That's how the Country songs go.

"If it sounds Country, Man, that's what it is. It's a Country song." ~ Kris Kristofferson

Once outside the shed the two say they saw the 60-year-old wife "standing near the ignition point of the fire staring at the fire...

Whom did she think she was, Moses?

[smokingfrog]