[bwest]

Civilization will come to an end when a man named Albert Shanker gets hold of a nuclear warhead.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Nah, no worries.
Teachers Union head Albert Shanker would only drop his nuclear weapon on the people who disagree with him! Or send the ones who oppose his dictatorship to their “education camps” behind barbed wire.

[Gil4]

He seems to be doing a fine job ending civilization without the nuclear weapon.