[EEGator]

I remember when I cracked three of my skull’s sides, said to myself “don’t be a fag scrote”, then went to bed and died.
I got better...

[woodbutcher1963]

I cracked my head by slipping on ice on the way to a party in college in 1983.
I still do not remember the next seven hours of my life.
I woke up in the college infirmary with the nurse taking my blood pressure.