Cute stories. My daughter thought we were saying Farmer John cheese instead of Parmigiana. When she was learning to read, she read ‘liver and bacon’ on the cat food can.
She pronounced it bah-con, rhyming it with baton. So, whenever we’re feeling fancy, 25 years later we all say it that way.
We were visiting a Presbyterian church one Sunday, and my 6 year old apparently wasn’t happy with the solemnity, so unlike the Pentecostal church she was used to. She was busying herself with a pen and offering envelope, which she placed in the offering plate as it came by her. I managed to snatch it away, and a good thing, too. On it she had written, “You need to jazz this place up a little bit!”