[Jhadur]

Who? A has been, a chubby, and a nobody? Who watches these *** clowns anyway?

[Rockingham]

This is going to be such an epic fail for Hollywood that it may generate bad bits worth watching on YouTube. Three snotty female comedians completely misses the desiderata for a good Oscars host: crisp and dignified, with a light, wry touch of humor.

That usually means late career actors with a proven touch for drama and comedy on both the big screen and before a live audience, like Tom Hanks, Kenneth Branagh, or Brian Cox. Helen Mirren or Judy Dench could also pull it off. Recruit by offering piles of cash and perks until one of them says yes, knowing that the good ratings they are likely to generate will make the business and budget aspects pay.

Above all, an Oscars host has to keep the whole bloated production moving along in apparent good shape in spite of glitches and the fundamental absurdity of actors patting each other on the back with awards pretending to be a form of civic virtue like medals of valor to heroic cops or firefighters. Three female comedians trying to upstage each other will make for a mess, with potential for a cat fight on live TV.

[The MAGA-Deplorian]

Rating debacle in the making. All 3 couldn’t draw flys on a garbage scowl little less a audience. Dirty secret in Hollywood is that anyone with a reputation worth keeping wont host the Oscars. Thats why they’ve gotten such huge audience draws likes Seth Rogan and Jimmy Kimmel. Next year maybe they should get hip hop artists like Snoop to scare the crap out of white bread Holywood.

[Ann Archy]

LOSERS!!

[V V Camp Enari 67-68]

I can’t wait to watch this show/ s

[Trillian]

They want to go from 10 to 0 viewers. lmao

[catnipman]

“Wanda Sykes, Amy Schumer And Regina Hall”

talk about a dog’s breakfast of garbage ...

[minnesota_bound]

Miley Cyrus lost her top exposing herself on New Years eve deliberately. She would have done something like it at the Oscars.

Steve Martin and Martin Short know the movies with all the diversity are bad and no one has watched them. They do not want to be tied to the disaster coming.

Wanda Sykes, Amy Schumer and Regina Hall will lower the ratings even more. Chuck Schumer’s relative, Amy Schumer is the reason Netflix removed their comments and Youtube their Dislike feature as her comedy special was unfunny and people let her know, so a few phone calls were made. Why is she getting this show? She has no movies, comedy specials, nothing for years to deserve being a host.

[JoeRender]

Three more new reasons to not watch the Oscars.