#RendersTheBumpkinSpeechless
Maybe you didn't read about me, it was in all the papers....
On May 12, 1959, a child was come into the world. He was the first in recorded history that was born, not naked as is the custom, but clothed in sassy pants. The nurses all gathered 'round and they gazed in wide wonder at the joy they had found. The head nurse spoke up, and she said "leave this one alone". The could tell right away, that a Bagster was born.
